So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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