we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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