forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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