Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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