she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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