god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I love having hate sex.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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