After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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