I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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