We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
