she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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