I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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