i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
The ass gains better be worth it
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