Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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