well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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