I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I want a musical about memes.
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