Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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