sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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