U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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