You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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