Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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