I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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