i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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