I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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