It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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