please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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