just come out here and I will go home with you...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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