so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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