i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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