I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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