U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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