we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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