Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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