hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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