The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
bring money and cleavage
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer