What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I just gargled with NyQuil
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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