that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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