i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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