as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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