The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
