i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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