if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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