why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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