therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he fucked my hip out of place.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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