Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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