she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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