if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You pole danced in your parka.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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