you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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