i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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