totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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