Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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