How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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