Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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