Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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