Banned from zoo.
Again?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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