Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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