Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I want a musical about memes.
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