have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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