I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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