You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
